Excess

The Great Cheese Fire of '01

We decide to see how long a gallon of Nacho Cheese Flavored Food Product will burn

With a rag as a quasi fuse

As it turns out, the answer is "quite a while"

Night falls, and it's still burning

Eventually the neighbors called the police and they came and told us to put it out

But in the meantime, we take pictures of the cool flames

And the pictures tell a story

The caveman, Ok, discovers the Cheese Fire

He brings his friend Nor to share in the wonder that is the Cheese Fire

They decide the Cheese Fire must be a god, and so they pray to it

The Cheese Fire demands a sacrifice!!

Nor is sacrificed to the Cheese Fire

The spirit of Nor returns

Ok is transformed by his power