don't look at me like that. it's art

typical pretty

more pr pretty

andy explodes from sexual desire

snazzy andy

best feature of my room

hello kitty water clock (she surfs)

these are a few of my favorite things

the thing on the left is all that remains of my mom's minivan that i totalled (it was blue)

can of coke from the 1988 olympics

expires 2/24/87. let's not drink it

if i ever become really poor i can always sell this

richard and mickey are my best friends. those guys on the left together comprise the entity named bryan

blacklight reveals the t-rex is wearing underwear (i think he's doing the devil sign?)

the evolution of my lego creations

my bonsai (named cool steve) who has the same age as my car