I thought the kid was cute sitting next to the painted horse

And then he gave me the finger

That's just creepy.

Ducks frolic at Hopeland Gardens

3 and 8 are cool, but their product is lame

Must be German.

Thad was found by Reno on the side of the road.

But his sordid history does not end with his arrival at my house! Instead, we will use him as a Jello mold.