People for the most part were respectful of the signs

The chain may have helped enforce this one, though

Skrait up Megan

I'm not sure what they are watching on TV, but I don't suspect it's available on basic cable

Evicting the bigass spider. Sorry man, you're not invited

Dear god.

Bryan and Dan are so gay.

The traditional bathtub full of 40s

The PA set up, and Bowman starting early

It begins

Velour Todd and his pimp

Meej, Meg, and Matt

Birthday Boy Mike and the Cleavage Ninja

Strait Ballin' Amy

The Booby Trap game is serendipitously captured

Dan is a Tommy Girl. Meej is his pimp. And Amy is the John (not the toilet)

Cat and Pirate Jeff (seriously, what's up with the eye patch?)

Todd creates an infinite loop. I was forced to destroy his film in order to save the world and all of existence. Sorry, Todd.

I'm so glad Bryan and I weren't the only ones crossdressing. Also Jenn is hot.

Jay and Jenn graciously show us their extravagantly displayed backsides

Jay shows off his pirate garter belt

Brad and Brian getting crunk

Jenn and Louise get down

The Gang's All Here (Bryan joins the gang accidentally)

Bowman's expression is the absolute best ever.

Patrick and Meg converse

Buncha people on my porch

People get down

Joey McGuiness enjoying himself

Ah, Renee. She enjoyed herself too.

Jay's fabulous makeup

Mike receives his third wedding proposal of the night

Meg breaks it down

THE IMPOSTOR!! With a horrid, horrid mustache. I shaved mine off, dude, you're behind the times

The cleavage club

Members of Ubertot convene