The things I let my friends do to me just because they have boobs.

Is that hair gel?

Meg decides to decorate my kitchen door

Megan helps

Done without the aid of a thesaurus (believe it or not)

A synonym for my illiterate guests (aka neighbors)

Punk Rock Peter investigates the goings-on

Everyone looks really shocked at something

Meg once again reveals her predilection for ball-licking

Revolving doors

The most amazing collection of white trash ever assembled within a non-mobile home

They outta flags, but we <3 the USA

Not one, but TWO shockers in one picture (SINK PISSER!)

Megan should be sitting on a bale of hay, Meg is frighteningly accurate, Todd is acceptable, but the most disturbing element of this picture is THE IMPOSTOR

He picked me up too

Jeff scares me

Amy, too, revealed a disconcerting familiarity with the intricacies of white trash. (Well, they ARE from Aiken)

Stop it.

Dearest Benko

"You're burning my desk."

The Beard converses with the common folk

Nobody makes room for the cameraman. Bastards.

The first of JD's attempts for the night.

Something must have happened to the left that made everybody happy.

Jenn, your outfit is good, but Mike's Cranberry Lemonade is not very redneck.

My overexposed attempt at capturing the wonder of Meg's dolphin.

The bottom half of Dan was far too massive to be captured. (Cameo by the penis)

The Nickel Whores prepare

Mark and The Beard study Dan's rock posture, and Shaun checks out Dan's ginormous ass.

Jeff gets into it

Stinky (not naked)

Tsk tsk, Tim.

Bobby really likes Dan's mohawk.

Bobby also really likes Tim's raptor.

Bobby the bear

Tim's shorts

Big Pink Dan

Stinky unleashes clothed metal fury

Jeff goes up high

Tim's ass isn't too bad