Thanks, Jing. The Lexus needed some color.
Man. I didn't think I'd find anyone who had worse mastery of the English language than the Japanese.
The bartender prepares our Jellyfish shots
Which look amazing
See how much fun we were having? We definitely didn't just go to Old San Juan, walk into two bars just as they were closing, and then go back home.
Dan tries to be artistic in a hostile environment
It's so great to be friends with someone who can and will actually obey the request to "Look really Chinese!"
Jing's countrymen make him proud.
When preparing a sign by hand, it's apparently OK to simply cut words in half arbitrarily.
Another failed attempt, botched by sudden sounds of tires on cobblestone immediately behind me
Dan challenges Jing's claim to the title of Maple Syrup Shot King.
There being no clear winner in this contest, we move on to shots containing an entire breakfast, but Jing is too frail to attempt it.
Dan, on the other hand, is dumb enough to try.